Just three spoofs I wrote

[Whiskers]

Spoof of: "B.Y.O.B. (Bring Your Own Bombs)" by System of a Down

New title: "B.Y.O.F. (Bring Your Own Food)"

Why do they always feed the poor?
Donuts by Dona
With donut holes
Lots of large victorious people
Sitting down to have their meal
Eating forward juicy steak, greasy strips of bacon
Don't eat the sausage or you'll take a licking
So use the steaknife and the picklefork!

Everybody is going to the dinner
Have a real good time
We are so cool just
Because we can rhyme

Yummy salads disappearing into Josephine's dry mouth
Breaking into the food bank stealing our rations
Hot dogs sitting dipped in ketchup
Crying, "Eat me!"
They cause obesity
So use the steaknife and the picklefork!

Everybody is going to the dinner
Have a real good time
We are so cool just
Because we can rhyme
Everybody is going to the dinner
Have a real good time
Dinner's almost here
We've been waiting for a long time

Blast off, it's dinner time
And we don’t live in an obese nation
Blast off, it's dinner time
And where the f**k's the food?
Where the f**k's the food?
Where the f**k's the food?

Why can't we just eat the food?
Why do they always feed the poor?
Why can't we just eat the food?
Why do they always feed the poor?
Why do they always feed the poor?
Why do they always feed the poor?
Why do they always feed the poor?

Yummy salads disappearing into Josephine's dry mouth
Breaking into the food bank stealing our rations
Hot dogs sitting dipped in ketchup
Crying, "Eat me!"
They cause obesity
So use the steaknife and the picklefork!

Everybody is going to the dinner
Have a real good time
We are so cool just
Because we can rhyme
Everybody is going to the dinner
Have a real good time
Dinner's almost here
We've been waiting for a long time

Where the f**k's the food?
Where the f**k's the food?

Why can't we just eat the food?
Why do they always feed the poor?
Why can't we just eat the food?
Why do they always feed the poor?
Why do they always feed the poor?
Why do they always feed the poor?
Why do they always feed the poor?
They always feed the poor
They always feed the poor





Spoof of : "Only" BY Nine Inch Nails

New title: "Pee"

It's becoming less confined as days go by
Eating away
Well you might say
I'm gaining weight
Kinda drifting into the back-up in terms of how I see myself

Sometimes I think I can see right through myself
Sometimes I think I can see right through myself
Sometimes I think I can see right through myself
Less concerned about fitting into my pants
Your pants, that is
Because it doesn't really matter
(no it doesn't really matter anymore)
None of this really matters anymore

Yes I'm backed-up but then again I always was
As far backed-up as I can tell
I think maybe it's because of that Chines food I ate

I just took an ex-lax 'cause it hurts
I just took an ex-lax 'cause it hurts
I just took an ex-lax 'cause it hurts
I just took an ex-lax 'cause it hurts
I just took an ex-lax 'cause it hurts
I just took an ex-lax 'cause it hurts

And it worked.
Yes it did!

There is no poop
There is only pee
There is no poop
There is only pee
There is no f**king poop
There is only pee
There is no f**king poop
There is only pee

Only
Only
Only

The tiniest little poo caught my eye and it turned out to be some corn I had for lunch
Like I just knew it was some veggie
I just couldn't leave it alone, pooping-out that corn
Was a butt-hole trying to seal itself shut
But it seeped through

Now I am somehwere I am not supposed to be, and I can see things in graffiti
And now I know why (yea now I know why)
Things aren't as pretty
On the inside

There is no poop
There is only pee
There is no poop
There is only pee
There is no f**king poop
There is only pee
There is no f**king poop
There is only pee




Spoof of: "Helena" by My Chemical Romance"

New title: "A Confession"


Long ago
I had a secret tha-at I had to say
About my sexual identity

Up all night, with a man who's name is Blake
We had a very "fun" time
Mature things went down
He dressed as a clown
On the bed, I left a stain
'Cause I'd been holding it back that night


What’s the worst that I could say?
I'm embarrased that I'm gay
It'd give my dad a fright
And we'd get into a fight


Came a time
When every french kiss
Brought Greg to tears again
But he went through with it, he was bold
Mature things went down
He dressed as a clown
On the bed, I left a stain
'Cause I'd been holding it back that night

What’s the worst that I could say?
I'm embarrased that I'm gay
It'd give my dad a fright
And we'd get into a fight

Well, I can't carry on this way
Not telling anyone that I'm gay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Can you hear me?
Look at the rear on me
Can we pretend
We're friends, and then
We’ll meet again, when both our tongues collide

What’s the worst that I could say?
I'm embarrased that I'm gay
It'd give my dad a fright
And we'd get into a fight

Well, I can't carry on this way
Not telling anyone that I'm gay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

[Ero_Sennin]

The BYOB on was very retarded.. so I just stopped reading after that

Edited: Just to let you know.. you picked 3 pretty hard songs to spoof on (and be funny). But if it wasn't to be funny but just to spoof them... thats alright

[kaoru1215]

I've never heard any of the songs, but the lyrics you wrote were rather amusing. Good job Whiskers ^o^

[Rikku]

Hahaha! That was amusing.

[Ero_Sennin]

WARNING: I am not responsible for anyone being offended by any of this material, so go f**k yourself

[Eminem]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen an asian person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
their first were divorce, rapin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, I raped him in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your d.ick, my bum is on your d.ick"
And if I'm lucky, you might just thrust in a little bit
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what anal sex is
Of course they gonna know what anal sex is
By the time they hit fourth grade
they've seen Whiskers tapes haven't they? [Whiskers: Hey!]
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who love having sex with cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we f**k and hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[Scarred: EWWW] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, shoot the Arab and it goes

[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so f**k him and f**k you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a f**k like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
head with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to swallow it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta spit it out or sugarcoated at all
I just get on my knees and suck it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just f**k it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat out not a very nice persons like their f**kin valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, cummin on your onion rings
[*SPURT*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a f**k!"
with his pants down and his thingy up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers up my butt
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus 4X]

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
f**k it, let's all stand up


That is my attempted "spoof"

[Whiskers]

Um, ok?

Anybody can spoof rap, Sean. It's not that hard.

[Ero_Sennin]

I thought it was hilarious

[kaoru1215]

You didn't really change much from the original song, Sean. I think you need to take some lessons from Wierd Al.

[Ero_Sennin]

I know I didn't change a whole lot. But the parts I did change = LYAO (Laugh your ass off).
Like..I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
head with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to swallow it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta spit it out or sugarcoated at all
I just get on my knees and suck it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just f**k it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat out ass.holes like their f**kin valiums

[armand]

vulgarity and mirth don't always go hand in hand.

[Scarred Wolf]

Hmm.. a few things.

1) I hope i didnt give an impression that i have anything against bi's or gay's. So dont put the "eww" in there, its fine if u wanna have sex with whoever the hell you want, just leave me out of it. I may have said some bad things about YOU being queer, but thats because i hate your guts.

2) RACISM.

3) Why did you post in Whiskers thread? Make your own damn thread to post your stupid spoofs... ^____________^

[Ero_Sennin]

1) I love you

2) I make fun of all races. I made fun of the asians I sat with during lunch 3rd quarter last year

3) Because that would be extra clutter, there is no need for me to make another thread, it'd be cluttered spam

[Whiskers]

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Song Spoofer please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Song Spoofer please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a lyricist before
Jaws all on the floor like bam!!, like Sean just burst in the door
And started embarassin his ass worse than before
He first was spam sleeper, throwin 'self over forumers (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And DJ. Toboe said... nothing you idiots!
DJ Toboe's dead, he's locked in Sean's dungeon! (Ha-ha!)
Females like Rikku love Whiskers {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Song Spoofer, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around posting his you-know-what
Writing 'bout you-know-who,"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in Sean's parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get Online and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Sean to talk 'bout humping a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm unlucky, Sean might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to new posters
And expect them not to know what a thing called spam is
Of course they gonna know what posting spam is
By the time they hit four posts
They got the Forum Rules, don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us are cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can bump dead posts and threads
Then there's no reason that Sean and a girl named Rikku can't elope
{*EWWW!*}
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, buy yourself some clothes, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus: (repeat 2X)

I'm Song Spoofer, yes I'm the real Spoofer
All you other Song Spoofers are sitting on the pooper
So won't the real Song Spoofer please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

You see, I don't gotta cuss in my raps to sell my records;
Well Sean do, so f**k him and his little dog, too!
You think I give a damn about some spamming?
Half of you Moderators can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Song, what if you post, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me there?
So you can, sit me here next to OnlyFuture?
Shit, Selsdon and Kaoru better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to KibaFan and Devinfire
And hear 'em argue over who gave who some pliers
You little poster, put me on blast on proboards
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Rikku, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Whiskers a CD {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little girl and boy newbs, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
Who post like me; who just don't give a care like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Chorus

[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to read my posts, cause I'm only givin you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the guts to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just say it
Better than ninety percent of you posters out can
Then you wonder how can newbs eat these forums and threads like candy
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person on the forums who's flirting
With Rikku and Kaoru when I'm fighting with Machiavelli
And I'm posting but this whole bag of worms isn't op'ning
And every single person is a Song Spoofer lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
{*HACH*}
Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a care!"
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Spoofer please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, Sean, how does it go?

Chorus 2X

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Song Spoofer in all of us
Eh, come on, let's all stand up

[Ero_Sennin]

I'm sorry... that was f**king retarded. Half of it didn't even make sense from the song (You know, you read these like it's actually in the song, it should sound like the song)

Here is an excerpt: "Why? So you guys could just lie to get me there?
So you can, sit me here next to OnlyFuture?
Shit, Selsdon and Kaoru better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to KibaFan and Devinfire
And hear 'em argue over who gave who some pliers"

The point about song spoofing is that it should sound pretty much the same from the original song... that was just retarded, not even funny...

"I'm like a head trip to read my posts, cause I'm only givin you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the guts to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just say it
Better than ninety percent of you posters out can
Then you wonder how can newbs eat these forums and threads like candy"

I'm sorry, but again... thats retarded... mine is better

"I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
head with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to swallow it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta spit it out or sugarcoated at all
I just get on my knees and suck it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just f**k it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat out ass.holes like their f**kin valiums " - Sean's

[Whiskers]

But I wish to steer clear of unnecessary profanity, which is why some of the words were changed. ^.^