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Post by Whiskers on Jan 17, 2005 12:30:31 GMT -5
I recently purchased American Idiot by Green Day and was blown away. Upon listening to it the other day, I decided to spoof all of the songs into Wolf's Rain songs! Here's the first one:
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Post by Whiskers on Jan 17, 2005 12:34:14 GMT -5
Sung to the tune of American Idiot by Green Day:
Quest for Rakuen
Looking for Paradise? I'm sick of it! I should tell Kiba where he can shove it! Now Hige, Toboe, and I have to sprint From that mind-f**ker named Quent
CHORUS: Welcome to the quest for Rakuen Don't think it'll ever end: We've been doing it for days. Kiba has been lost in confusion, Gotta escape this Rakuen illusion, And get out of this haze!
Well, maybe I'm a f*g**t, Hige: At least I'm not hungry all day! Kiba can hear Darcia's airship? His sanity must've slipped.
CHORUS
Tired of this quest for Rakuen: Trouble around e-ver-y be-end I hear we're goin' to Darcia's Keep: Hell, I'd rather be put to sleep!
CHORUS
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Post by Whiskers on Jan 17, 2005 12:43:08 GMT -5
Sung to the tune of Jesus of Suburbia by Green Day:
Leader of the Pack:
I: Leader of the Pack (Kiba)
I'm the Leader of the Pack! Never gonna turn back, Followed by some loon Who worships the Book of the Moon, And I hoe it'll end soon!
Got four others that follow me! All looking up to me, But I'm not sure, About this adventure, But I know we all have fur!
CHORUS: And there's nothin' Wrong with me: This is how I'm s'posed to be Inside of a domed city That rejects me!
Followed by some other guy That only has one human eye. He has the Flower Maiden, Our problems now begin, Quent's gulping-down some more gin!
Going in search for Rakuen, I hope we all will be let in Through the gates Of that most Holy Place, If we do, that would be great!
CHORUS
II: City of Howls (Hige)
At the Center of the Earth, In Jhagara's Keep, That is where They used to keep me. My past is all just a lie.
Last thing I remember, I betrayed the pack, And the survivors Didn't want me back. This world's running outta time.
CHORUS: City of the Dead, Making our way to Paradise, That hot dog must've fried Kiba's brain! City of Howls, Getting outta here would be nice. But I have nothing else to gain.
Living offa hot dogs, But what a shame, Because I think, They're frying my brain! Crap! It's time to run!
Here comes that Half-wolf freak again. With the way he acts, I don't wanna be his riend. Now he has a gun!
CHORUS
III: I Don't Care (Tsume)
CHORUS: I don't care if you don't, I don't care if you don't, I don't care if you don't care!
REPEAT CHORUSx3
All the Humans are Full of shit! They've been born and raised By hypocrites!
Now, I'm using them At my will: Making them the Fool on the Hill!
But now, they've all Deserted me. Leaving me in pain And misery.
I've been caught in a Sneak attack, Now it's up to the Leader of the Pack!
Land of the Dome, And it used to be my home. Land of the Dome, Now, all I do is roam,
And I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! I don't care!
IV: Please Listen, Leara (Toboe)
Please listen, Leara, Are you listening? I don't think you hear What I am saying.
I killed your bird Because I'm a wolf, But, I think it's better For us both.
Nice to meet you, My name is Toboe. If you need a friend, I'll fill your life with joy.
Here are some other wolves. Where are we going? I guess to wherever the Wind is blowing.
V: Tales of Another Broken Man (Quent)
I like to drink! And drink a lot! On those cold nights, It keeps me hot!
I'm with the cop That seems to croon 'Bout his ex-wife and The Book of the Moon.
CHORUS: And I have despised Wolves for all of my f**kin' life!
I lost My wife to this These demon beasts That do exist!
So I'll hunt, I'll hunt them down. 'Till none of them Make another sound.
CHORUS I've looked into those eyes A million-and-one f**kin' times! But not this time!
I don't feel any shame, I won't apologize. Been doing this my whole life.
Hunting down these things, And being criticized. Tales of Another Broken . . . Man!
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Post by Whiskers on Jan 17, 2005 13:05:29 GMT -5
To the tune of Holiday by Green Day:
Darcia, Stay Away:
Say, hey!
I think Darcia is insane. His bullets are coming down on us like rain. Hey! The pain! It seared me like it was a flame!
Hear the wolves howling out of hate? Another one of them has met his fate. Hey! He ate The bullet, now he enters the gates.
CHORUS: I beg to drem and hope That Rakuen'll be nice. This is our quest To Paradise. Darcia, stay away!
Hear the bullet sounding in the air? It has raised all of our little hairs. Hey! We're scared! I wish we were at the County Fair!
Can I get another aw-ooo? Aw-ooo! Look out! Here comes a strange-looking dude! Hey! And, Blue, I'm sorry that I lost you.
CHORUS
The representative of the wolves has the floor:
Zieg heil to Lord Jhagara, Bombs away is your punishment! Pulverize the other Nobles That criticize your government!
Bang-bang goes Darcia's airship, Kill all the Nbles that don't agree! Our world is ending, your is beginning, Is not a way that's meant for me!
Just 'cause, Just 'cause, because we're canines, yeah!
I beg to drem and hope That Rakuen'll be nice. This is our quest To Paradise. I beg to drem and hope That Rakuen'll be nice. This is our quest To Paradise. This is Paradise, so, Darcia, stay away!
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Creator of Time
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The pain and suffering of those shorter than us will always be great entertainment.
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Post by Creator of Time on Jan 17, 2005 23:54:34 GMT -5
Very nice work here. I especially like the first one, Quest for Rakuen.
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Post by Whiskers on Jan 18, 2005 15:11:48 GMT -5
Thank you. Here's another:
Sung to the tune of Boulevard of Bropken Dreams by Green Day:
Lord Jhagara's Keep:
I walk this lonely road Followed closely by Hanabito Going away from her home Just wanting to go and roam
I walk these crowded streets Inside of Lord Jhagara's Keep Outside is snow and sleet No restaurants, so nothing to eat.
CHORUS: Blue is the only one that walks beside me Those Nobles are gonna get a bad beating Sometimes, I wish I was better at fighting. 'Till then, I walk alone.
I'm walking down the line That divides me somewhere in my mind. I'm not feeling fine. Sometimes, I just want to go and roam.
Look at the sun shine, It's hitting me in my f**kin' eyes. Looking for a sign Of how to enter Lord Jhagara's Keep.
CHORUS
I walk these crowded streets Inside of Lord Jhagara's Keep Outside is snow and sleet No restaurants, so nothing to . . .
CHORUS
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Post by Whiskers on Jan 18, 2005 15:15:02 GMT -5
Sung to the tuno of Are We The Waiting:
Are We The Canines
Starry nights, The moonlight's Coming down on me.
Sleeping in a cave, Hige'd better behave, Or else.
CHORUS: Are we, we are Are we, we are The canines Unknown
Not a sound Comes from us When we sleep.
Gradually, On our way to Darcia's Keep
And howling . . .
CHORUSx2
For Toboe, His secret joy Is his dead master.
And Kiba . . . Well, he's a Mystery
CHORUS
Rage and love, The story of My life.
The Leader of the Pack Is a lie.
And howling . . .
CHORUSx5
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Post by Whiskers on Jan 18, 2005 15:20:18 GMT -5
Sung to the tune of St. Jimmy by Green Day:
Darcia/Jhagara
Darcia's ship is coming down Across the alleyway. Up on the mountainside like A zip-gun on parade.
Filled with war and hate, He's insuboordinate, And coming at you on the Count of 1,2 . . . 1,2,3,4!
My name is Darcia, And you'd better not wear it out. Suicidal Noble That your momma talked about.
After Cheza, and I'm here to represent All of the flaws In Jhagara's government.
CHORUS: On the Patron Side Of the denial. With on wolf eye, And a taste for suicidal
Tsume, Kiba, Toboe, And Hige: I'm gonna kill 'em One of these days.
Raised as a Noble, Taught wrong-from-right. Too bad I have an eyepatch Blocking my site.
CHORUS
My name is Jhagara, I'm a "son-of-a-gun," I'm the one that's High and mighty.
Making Lord Darcia Run away And hide in his Tighty-wighties.
I really love to say it, So, "I told you so," So shut your mouth Before I stab you, old boy!
Welcome to the club, Gimme some wolf's blood. I'm the resident leader of The fake Paradise.
It's to be saw, So, shut your maw, It's Jhagara, And that's my name.
And don't wear it out!
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Post by Whiskers on Mar 13, 2005 17:17:56 GMT -5
Sung to the tune of Green Day's "Give Me Novocaine":
Give Me Cheza Today:
Take away the sensation inside Bitter sweet migraine in my head Its like a throbbing tooth ache of the mind I can't take this feeling anymore
CHORUS: Drain the pressure from the swelling, The sensation's overwhelming, Give me a kiss goodnight and everything will be alright Tell me that I won't feel a thing So give me Cheza today
Out of body and out of mind Take these wolves out of my dreams I get the funny feeling, that’s alright Darcia says it's better than air, I’ll tell you why
CHORUS
Drain the pressure from the swelling, The sensation's overwhelming Give me a kiss goodnight and everything will be alright, Tell me Darcia I won't feel a thing, So give me Cheza today
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Post by Whiskers on Mar 13, 2005 17:18:39 GMT -5
Sung to the tune of Green Day's "She's A Rebel":
She's A Noble:
She's a noble She's insane She'll try to open Paradise, And she's dangerous
She's a noble Vigilante She hates wolves, she's a fool Of Rakuen
From Paradise to Domed City She's the one that they Call old Jhagara
She's the symbol of destruction and she's holding on my sanity like a hand grenade
is she dreaming what I'm thinking? is she the mother of all bitches gonna detonate
is she evil like I'm evil? Make it a double twist of fate or a melody that
sings the revolution the dawning of our lives she brings the destruction that I just cant define nothing comes to mind
She's a noble She's insane She'll try to open Paradise, And she's dangerous
She's a noble Vigilante She hates wolves, she's a fool Of Rakuan
She's a noble, She's a noble, She's a noble, And she's dangerous She's a noble, She's a noble, She's a noble, And she's dangerous
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Post by Whiskers on Mar 13, 2005 17:19:21 GMT -5
Sung to the tune of Green Day's "Extraordinary Girl":
Insane and Bitchy Girl:
She's an insane and bitchy girl In an Apocalyptic world And she wants to kill Darcia
He is missing his left eye He gets kicked in the behind By the one called Jhagara
CHORUS: She's all alone again Trying to open Paradise You know that she is evil: That means she isn't nice
She sees Darcia at the doors She used to like him, not any more Now she sends-out her brigade
He unsheaths his sword And then there is no more Of the bitchy girl that was insane
CHROUSX2
She's an insane and bitchy girl She's an insane and bitchy girl She's an insane and bitchy girl
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Post by Whiskers on Mar 13, 2005 17:20:07 GMT -5
Sung to the tune of Green Day's "Letterbomb":
Departure:
Nobody likes you Everyone left you They're all out without you Looking for Rakuen
Where have all The Nobles gone? The body count Stacks-up ten-high
Darcia passed the crash test So, you'd better all check To make sure that he ain't following you
Where have all The other wolves gone? As Jhagara's Keep Gets pulverized
Jhagara's dead, I don't jest Darcia stabbed her through the chest So let's get the f**k right outta here!
You know, Quent is an extortionist He doesn't want any of use to exist Don't stand still or you'll die! You'd better run for your f**king life!
CHROUS: It's not over 'til you're somewhere else It's never over in Paradise That Keep is burning, It's not my burden It's not over in Paradise
There is nothing else to win lies.
Where will all the Nobles go When the people govern themselves? And where will us wolves go When it's too late?
You're not the Leader of the Pack Paradise: I say "Ack!" Oh, hey, just watch your back For one of Darcia's sneak-attacks!
CHORUS
Blue said, "I can't take this pack, I'm leaving it behind."
Well, Blue said, "I can't take you wolves, I'm leaving you tonight."
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Post by Whiskers on Mar 13, 2005 17:20:44 GMT -5
Sung to the tune of Green Day's "Wake Me Up When September Ends":
Wake Me Up When Paradise Opens:
Cher has gone and passed Obviously, her life: it didn't last Wake me up when Paradise opens
Like Harmona's come to pass I don't know how long has gone so fast Wake me up when Paradise opens
CHORUS: Here comes the rain again Falling from the clouds Did you hear that gunshot? It was really loud
As my memory rests But never forgets what I lost Wake me up when Paradise opens
Cher has gone and passed Obviously, her life: it didn't last Wake me up when Paradise opens
Let's get some more wolves again Like we did when this quest began Wake me up when Paradise opens
CHORUS
As my memory rests But never forgets what I lost Wake me up when Paradise opens
Cher has gone and passed Obviously, her life: it didn't last Wake me up when Paradise opens
Like Harmona's come to pass I don't know how long has gone so fast Wake me up when Paradise opens
Wake me up when Paradise opens Wake me up when Paradise opens Wake me up when Paradise opens
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Post by Whiskers on Mar 13, 2005 17:21:24 GMT -5
Sung to the tune of Green Day's "Homecoming":
Paradise:
I: The Death of Quent (Kiba)
My heart is beating from me I'm standing all alone Please howl for me only If you are coming home
Waste another year flies by Waste another night or two You taught me how to live
In the Keep of Shame Where you've lost your dreams in the rain There's no signs of hope: No doggy biscuit, not even a bone
There's a glow of light That Lord Darcia is the spark and the night He's crazy as Hell And he has a really bad smell
"What the Hell's your name? What's your pleasure? What is your pain?
Do you howl too much? Do you think that whatcha need is a crutch?"
In the Domed City of pain Darcia kills Jhagara without any shame He says "We're both wolves, But we're not the same!
And Tsume and Toboe are the ones you can blame."
Quent died today Darcia blews his brains out into the bay He did it with might Even though he has limited sight!
II: Frozen Keep (Hige)
None of us wolves car Nope, we don't care. Do you think we care? Well, hey! We don't care.
None of us wolves car Nope, we don't care. Do you think we care? Well, hey! We don't care.
Kiba's runnng for Paradise, now Right out of the frozen Keep He's not listening to our howls, now He doesn't want us to make a peep
He'd rather be doing something else now, Like taking-down Darcia and finding Cheza He really wants to open Paradise Will we help him? Hey, you betcha!
Someone help us reach Paradise! Hey, you know, that would be nice! Someone, help us reach Paradise! That'ld be pretty f**kin' nice!
So far away, I wanna reach it. Get me to Paradise right now. Wanna follick and be free. Is that a possibility? Get me to Paradise right now!
This life-like dream ain't for me!
III: Someone Just Shot Me (Toboe)
I fell asleep while listening to Tsume Talk about how he got his scar That is on his chest. You know? I liked him the best 'Cause he treated me like I was his son
Shot through the back. And I yelled out, "ACK!" After loosing a ton of blood, I'm thnking: 'Ow, that hurts!'
Nobody likes you, Everyone left you, They're all out without you, Havin' fun, Everyone left you, Nobody likes you, They're all out without you, Havin' fun, I just died. Died. Died. Died.
IV: Get offa my case (Tsume)
Jeez . . .
I just saw Toboe die. In front of my eyes. It made me cry. Why God, why?
Hey, now, there is Hubb. I said, "Ill help ya, Bub." But he fell, landed with a thud. He lost a ton of blood.
There's Darcia on the ledge. He just made Blue dead. And now he just stabbed Hige. And I bit his neck.
So get offa my case! Offa my case! Offa my case!
V: Paradise (Kiba)
Here we come, running up the hill Tsume just took a nasty spill. Personally, I thought he was a fool For making it this far.
Now I'm facing-off against Darcia I bit him, I said, "I gotcha!" Crap! Now Cheza Is turning into a tree
The World is spinning 'round and 'round Outta control again From the Domed City to Jhagara's Keep Well, Darcia just blew apart Trying to reach Paradise I made it in, and it is nice
Paradise We just got there: It's nice Paradice We just got there: It's nice
I ran for Cheza soon as my feet touched ground But she turned into a tree And blew up. Zounds!
Paradise We just got there: It's nice Paradise We just got there: It's nice
Paradise We just got there: It's nice Paradise We just got there: It's nice
Paradise We just got there: It's nice Paradise We just got there: It's nice
Well, we all made it None of us "ate it" Hige, Tsume, Toboe, and me too Hey, where's Blue?
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Post by Whiskers on Mar 13, 2005 17:22:01 GMT -5
Sung to the tune of Green Day's "Whatsername":
Blue:
Thought I ran into you down on the street, Then it turned out to only be a dream I made a point to make it to Paradise If you had made it, it would have been nice I can remember the face But I can't recall the scent Now I wonder how Blue has been
Seems that you disappeard, but I missya I wonder if you ran-off with Darcia I made a point to make it to Paradise If you had made it, it would have been nice I can remember the face But I can't recall the scent Now I wonder how Blue has been
Remember, whatever, It seems like forever ago, Remember, whatever, It seems like forever ago, The regrets are useless, In my mind, She's in my head, I must confess, The regrets are useless, In my mind, She's in my head, From so long ago
And in the darkest night, If my memory serves me right, I'll never turn back time
Forgetting Blue, but not the time
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