Post by OnlyFuture on Dec 16, 2005 15:06:03 GMT -5
As a man or kid which ever way u wanna look at it...i'm havin trouble with the women...not that i can't find any friends or find a girlfriend but it seems that no matter what i do its wrong and i find this common with most of the male gender...like if u hold a door for a girl they get mad b/c your demeanin them and if u don't hold the door they get mad b/c ur not being nice...well i've started to see what i'm about to post below in a lot of my friends houses and men we need to stop this
THE RULES
1) the female always makes the rules
2) The rules are subject to chnge at any time without prior notification
3) no male can possibly know the rules
4)If the female suspects that the male knows al the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules
5) The female is never wrong
6)If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said
7) if rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding
8) the female can change her mind at any given point in time
9)the male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female
10)the female has every right to be angry or upset at any time
11)The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset
12)The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset
13) Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodlily harm to the male
THE RULES
1) the female always makes the rules
2) The rules are subject to chnge at any time without prior notification
3) no male can possibly know the rules
4)If the female suspects that the male knows al the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules
5) The female is never wrong
6)If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said
7) if rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding
8) the female can change her mind at any given point in time
9)the male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female
10)the female has every right to be angry or upset at any time
11)The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset
12)The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset
13) Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodlily harm to the male
