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Post by Lady Amalthea on Jun 4, 2006 18:27:22 GMT -5
here's an older one.
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
what's yours?
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Post by Ero_Sennin on Jun 4, 2006 22:18:26 GMT -5
At first I thought it was fear, but that wouldn't make sense. I have no idea what the answer to that riddle is
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Post by Lady Amalthea on Jun 4, 2006 22:46:54 GMT -5
At first I thought it was fear, but that wouldn't make sense. I have no idea what the answer to that riddle is do you want to know that answer? |
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Post by Rebelwolf on Jun 5, 2006 11:51:49 GMT -5
um...I'm totally stumped.... What is it?
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Post by Lady Amalthea on Jun 5, 2006 13:38:28 GMT -5
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
The only question in this riddle is Can you guess the riddle? So the answer is either yes or no.
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Post by Ero_Sennin on Jun 5, 2006 14:07:11 GMT -5
Ahhh, well that is gay
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Post by Lady Amalthea on Jun 5, 2006 21:06:18 GMT -5
and you couldn't answer it. so in retrospect does that make you a homo. I think so. |
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Post by armand on Jun 5, 2006 21:18:15 GMT -5
But he is a homosexual...actually a bisexual. A gay(happy) bisexual, yes he is. ;D
My riddle.
I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?
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Post by Lady Amalthea on Jun 10, 2006 18:12:41 GMT -5
But he is a homosexual...actually a bisexual. A gay(happy) bisexual, yes he is. ;D My riddle. I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I? Then he wants to make sweet love to my riddle. As for your riddle I would say you are a shadow. |
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Post by armand on Jun 10, 2006 20:30:59 GMT -5
Correct. I chose an easy one...so even Sean could have a chance to get it right...
I suppose, you still got some riddles left. Correct?
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Post by Lady Amalthea on Jun 11, 2006 2:56:04 GMT -5
this one is easy.
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
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Post by armand on Jun 11, 2006 13:38:32 GMT -5
He wrote "your exact weight" on a piece of paper and won. Dumb kid. ;D
Oh yeah, my riddle:
A man went on a trip with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. He came upon a stream which he had to cross and found a tiny boat to use to cross the stream. He could only take himself and one other - the fox, the goose or the corn - at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How does he get all safely over the stream?
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